February 2012
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Feb 26th
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Feb 25th
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“I may have drinkins… How many brothers do I have?”
– Tumblr user notafrenchgirl
Feb 24th
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Feb 20th
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Binge Blinker: Things That Are Great About Julian... →
notafrenchgirl: Julian Hartley has hair that cannot be tamed. Like the mane of a lion or the chest hair of that weird sweaty cab driver you had the other night. Julian Hartley’s deep brown eyes sparkle like Vanilla Coke in the afternoon sun. Julian Hartley can make any boardgame an entertaining and often…
Feb 14th
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When are people going to learn not everything needs a minimalist poster
Feb 5th
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sam: Here are some words that rhyme with Corey…
Feb 4th
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Feb 3rd
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Anonymous asked: enlarge ur penis!!!11!
Feb 1st
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January 2012
29 posts
Jan 30th
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What you’re getting at our public pool: Tinnea Conjunctivitis A mouthful of piss A great way to stay in shape A flourishing social life And a whole lot of fun to top it off! 50c Killer Pythons or bag of assorted lollies for under 6s on Tuesdays and Thursdays
Jan 18th
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Jan 18th
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You bought ‘Kathy’s Song’ by Simon & Garfunkel. We think you might like ‘For Emily, Whenever I May Find Her’ by Simon & Garfunkel.  iTunes Genius more like iTunes Common Sense
Jan 17th
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Jan 14th
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Jan 14th
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Phil Collins’ Another Day in Paradise for #1 in the Hottest 100 this year
Jan 13th
notafrenchgirl: hartoro: Well I don’t even see the point of moving my bowels if I can’t play Bejeweled 2 while I’m at it I play Bejeweled 2 while watching TV shows to keep my brain age down. Diamond Mine acts as a sort of natural laxative for me
Jan 13th
Well I don’t even see the point of moving my bowels if I can’t play Bejeweled 2 while I’m at it
Jan 13th
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Turner and Cooch (1989) starring Tom Wanks and Bare Tittingham
Jan 12th
Jan 12th
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Jan 12th
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Jan 11th
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Pumped Up Zits // Fester the Pimple
Jan 7th
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perpetuatedisco: chlamydia affects nearly 100% of jan coopers. the department of health congratulates jan cooper, miss chlamydia 2011. re-elect jan cooper, mayor of whoreville.
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Jan 5th
“I swear people these days have legit no fucken life like real talk i told this...”
– Excerpt from a pre-battle speech given by General Robert E. Lee to soldiers during the Civil War, 1863 (via cashcrab)
Jan 5th
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December 2011
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Dec 30th
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Dec 26th
leeseandchettuce: I don’t rap about cars, money, or fame. No ice on my neck, ain’t diamonds on my chain. I rap about real shit like bringing a laser pointer to the movies and shining it at the screen. That’s right. I don’t even care. I’m up in that theater, and I’ll shine it on anything. It even says on the box not to shine it in your eyes, but I do it to myself like once every day pretty much,...
Dec 26th
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Lots of fun but why not just Red Undead Redemption guys come on
Dec 25th
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ListenCynthia // Velociraptor
Dec 22nd
Dude, sweet! X-Box Kinnect! Now I can stand in front of my TV and look like an idiot at the same time!
Dec 22nd
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Dec 21st
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madcatterv2: there’s a hole in my chest where my heart used to be wait a minute that’s not my chest and that’s not a hole that’s my belly button
Dec 21st
As the old proverb goes, a watched torrent never downloads
Dec 20th
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Dec 20th
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ListenEighteen in a Week // Smudge Pft Smudge...
Dec 18th